My best friend just sent me a video of something that made me cough-laugh … and flinch.
This was originally going to be titled ‘Things That Scare Me‘. But then I thought why not make a title that’s really ME?
Here are a few things that scare the shit out of me, including what my best friend just sent me:
•Exploding biscuits (the original link she sent me is broken – but there are plenty of YouTube videos)
•The basement – every time I’m down there, I run frantically up the steps in fear of the basement monster grabbing my ankles. This has always been the case.
•The closet monster – I never sleep until my closet door is closed.
•The monster under the bed – YES, the monster under the bed! I check every single night.
•Silence – especially at night, when I always hear weird shit, and everyone is asleep. I currently sleep with a fan, an air filter, AND a white noise app – all on my side of the bed. There’s never enough noise.
•Cancer sniffing dogs – the last few times I was at the Cleveland Clinic, they came right to me. I’m
•Being possessed – What can I say? I’m a God-fearing Christian … a sinning God-fearing Christian, who is probably going to hell.
•Jason – From ‘Friday the 13th’. Even though I love horror films, I have difficulty with that particular franchise.
•Ice – on any surface where I walk. This is a legitimate fear. I fell twice within one month a few years back, and now I’m paranoid.
•Doctors – another valid fear, based on my past health issues, and multiple surgeries.
And finally, wind. I can’t tell you how many tornado dreams I’ve had in 47 years.
PS: Phantom smells scare the living shit out of me. I’ve had them for years, but some medical professionals suggest that this is either seizures, or a brain tumor. I would like it if I had neither of those. THANKS. Yes, I’m a mild hypochondriac.