I’m not kidding. It happened yesterday, when my daughter drove me across town for blood work. If they had checked my blood pressure, it might have been slightly elevated.
Why? Because my kid went full ADHD on me while she was driving! Hence my tendency to not leave my house. She has taken on my husband’s poor driving habits. And since I don’t like driving, I rarely leave my house. It’s like pulling teeth to get me to leave, unless it’s something I really want to do.
Me: After my blood work, I want to stop at Starbuck’s. I’m starving.
Kelly: You buying?
Me: I guess.
Kelly: I don’t know what I want yet, but did I tell you what Nathan did?
Nathan is her ‘platonic’ boyfriend, who was her boyfriend for 6+ years.
Me: What did he do?
Kelly: Well after he picked me up, and we were driving to Starbucks, DOG!!!!!!!!!!
Somehow I knew by the way she was pointing, that she saw a dog on the sidewalk.
I’d use a squirrel gif, but since it was a dog…..
Me: Did you take your meds?!
And we proceeded to laugh our asses off, because we both realized exactly how ADHD that was. Then I proceeded to threaten to take her license away if she ever did that again with me in the car.
Starbuck’s was good, by the way. The spinach feta egg white wrap is to die for.