Throw Away The Key

If I get old and lose my mind – or simply if I lose my mind – just lock me up and throw away the key.  Don’t let me keep dead pets in the freezer.  It’s unsanitary.  And no, I won’t think you’re being insensitive if you think it’s bizarre that I even want to keep dead animals in the freezer.

WAIT.  I know someone who might do that.  And she’s sane!  Jenny!  Where are you?  Do you have a dead bird in the freezer by some chance?

Seriously though.  This is no laughing matter.  Well, it was at first when I heard about it.  I mean, who does that kind of shit, and posts publicly about it for the world to see?  Apparently people with dementia and other mental disorders might.  They do all sorts of shocking things that people might not realize.

It’s quite sad when you think about it.  For about a year, before my father passed away, we kind of knew his mind was going a little bit.  He’d say some some really inappropriate and strange things.  But we just laughed it off.  He was 80 years old, for fuck sake!  He earned the right to do and say weird shit.

But considering the nature of the internet, and the variety of personalities posting and sharing, it’s difficult to tell what is real, fake, serious, a joke, or outright whacked.  There are some seriously fucked up people out there.  And then there are those who like to post shit just to get a reaction out of others – to see how far a post will go in the comments section.

…like one ‘father’ who posted that he walked in on his 10 year old “beating his meat like it owed him money”… THAT post escalated so quickly that the admin removed it within 10 minutes.

What would you think if you saw a vague post about someone putting dead animals in the freezer, without any other solid information?  You’d think it was a shit post, right?

This was my personal favorite

…but then the butt hurt people came out of the woodwork…

Oh well.  Damn me to hell.