As of a few minutes ago, my entire life feels like a complete fail. If WordPress had emojis, I would put all kinds of ridiculous things after the word ‘fail’.
Once in a while, I like to test my typing skills. But when I came to a stand still at a compound number, it completely fucked my speed score. Why? Because I saw a damn hyphen in the middle of the number!
WHAT?
Why don’t I remember this from school? Did the nuns not scare me enough? Or have I chosen to mentally block out half of my childhood education? I didn’t think I was bullied that badly.
I can only imagine what the bank thinks every time they honor a check I’ve written. No wonder they won’t hire me.
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