This is going to be really weird, and possibly quite obvious in a way. But, it happens now and then, and there’s nothing that can prevent the subconscious from happening. So, here we go. Continue reading
I like to consider myself reasonably normal – whatever that word means these days. But when I start seeing the weird parts of the internet, I begin to question humanity. YouTube, step aside. Amazon is giving you a run for your money. No pun intended.
I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t need a fake tongue. I have my own, thank you very much. And if mine becomes incapacitated, I have Kevin’s. And I’ll leave that statement right there, and move on to my first question.
Just HOW are fake tongues used in a ‘Halloween’ costume???
Speaking of Halloween, I’ll no longer be handing out candy because I’m slightly paranoid one of these might come knocking.
And if I want a slimmer face, wouldn’t it make sense to visit a plastic surgeon???
In the voice of Larry the Cable Guy, I BELIEVE that thing belongs in an adult bookstore.
And finally, I won’t put a picture or link, but I’m pretty sure if I were pulled over, I might get arrested for having a phallic stick shift cover.
Thanks a lot, Amazon.
Reading weird stories before bed is a very bad idea. And because you concoct all sorts of images in your own head, it’s way worse than watching horror. At least with watching something scary, you can turn on cartoons to help diminish what you just watched. Continue reading
That word always makes me laugh whenever I hear it. I can’t remember where I originally heard it, but it’s one of my favorite word morphs. Prepare yourself for bizarro. Not just bizarre. That’s too tame for my dreams early this morning. Where do I even begin??? The following is all kinds of f*cked up.
Most of this dream cycle revolves around family, a party, and an extremely weird auction. Continue reading
I can’t decide whether I should just skip sleep, or seek help. I can’t seem to get my mother out of my dreams lately, and it’s really making me upset – and paranoid that the afterlife does indeed exist, and that she’s haunting me via my dreams. Continue reading